morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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#applepie #wifestatus #imakeeper

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

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pricernellkarl:

guys, if the habs, bruins, penguins and flyers all win their series, then the second round will be a habs-bruins semi final and a penguins-flyers semi final omg

(via bruinswarrior)

turnoverhockey:

A graphic of the Stanley Cup, formed by every name ever on it.

(via bruinsshockeyy)

boycheck:

necessary

demdimpleskhudobin:

If we empty out hearts every night, they won’t get too heavy or cluttered. Our hearts will stay light and open with lots of room for good, new things to come. -Glennon Doyle Melton 

A year later, we remember and remain strong. |4/15/13-4/15/14|

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via andrewm23)

patrondebris:

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

23 if I had a big meal beforehand.

(via molliekatie)

did-i-sutter:

Jacob Markstrom hiding his dolls when he sees an interviewer come by.

"no, jacob, YOU’RE da betta goalie! you’re da betta goalie, you’re da betta goalie"

(via gottalovethembruins)

fuckyeahhockeyboys:

Ladies and gentlemen, Lord Stanley is in the building.

fuckyeahhockeyboys:

Ladies and gentlemen, Lord Stanley is in the building.

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