So I noticed my boyfriend has the tumblr app on his phone today. We both have tumblr. And neither of us has a had a clue for 6 months.

This explains why he’s as weird as me.

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Send me ‘IF I WERE DATING YOU’ descriptions

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THANK YOU 😆

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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It’s my 21st birthday, I’m drunk. my sister is sitting next to me and there’s all kinds of porn on my dash.

Stahp guys. Control yourselves.

Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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mrarkon:

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

Yes

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empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

cant-resist-the-undertow lololol

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